Ravings of Madmen

AmericaOnLine is a tentacle of Satan.
I'm hardly putting myself on the cutting edge by making this claim. EVERYBODY hates AOL. Why does AOL exist? This harkens back to a question from my younger life- what 25 million people bought 'Thriller'? That's every fifteenth person in America. Of the hundreds of people I know, only one owns 'Thriller'. Where ARE these people?
Fresh into New Orleans, I signed up for AOL while waiting for cable-modem installation. I figured I'd work the 30-day trial for 29 days and then cancel.
Despite the price tag of zero, I'm still not getting my money's worth. The AOL browser is a useless piece of bloatware, fed by advertisements at every click. If I was stupid enough to think AOL was fun, I could watch broadcast TV instead, and give my typing fingers a rest.
My 56K modem is on vacation, while we're using AOL. I have YET to see a xfer rate above 1Kb/sec. Regardless of login time. AOL is apparently masterful at convincing customers that slow is fast.
There's also no easy way to just move your AOL username/pasword combo into Dialup Networking, so you're stuck opening that memory-hog AOL browser just to check your mail. But wait! It gets worse. The bloated AOL browser doesn't understand that other apps might use the connection. So while I use Eudora to check my mail, and I surf with Opera, AOL closes the connection 'due to inactivity'. Piece of shit. It doesn't seem like rocket science, to monitor the connection instead of the AOL browser window. Idiots.
And to further cement their reputation as incompetent, they have a search service where you can look up other AOL members. I know several AOL members but couldn't locate or identify any of them using the AOL 'Advanced Search' features. The search engine couldn't find these AOL subscribers even though I already knew their AOL email address? I'd like the job of programming the AOL search engines, because apparently job security=100%, even when effort=1%.
And for this, this slow, proprietary, bloatware, time-wasting service, they want to be PAID? You're fucking kidding, right? I can't wait to tell AOL to stuff it up their ass. C'mon, cable-modem!

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